Bus conducter:

Bus conducter:
Peechy ticket le liye hain sab ne..???
Sardar:
nahi jee, abhi tak to 'hath' mein he hai...:-S

Larka: Meri os jgah hath

Larka: Meri os jgah hath lagao jahan haddi na ho.. Larki muskratey huey: Chal phir nikaal bahir, pakron
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zubaan ko

1.Do You Feel Lazy To Get Up Early In The MORNING?

1.Do You Feel Lazy To Get Up Early In The MORNING?
2.Does A Book Work As A Sleeping Pill?
3.Attend Classes Only For Attendance?
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4.See The Calendar For Holidays ?
5.Cell In Place Of A Pen ?
If The Above Is Happening With U..
Congratulations!
U R A Perfect Student...;-)

Teacher: Agar main tumhari

Teacher:
Agar main tumhari ammi hoti to tumhain 2 din main sudhaar deti.
Student:
Main 2, 3 din main abbu se mashwara kar k aap ko batata hon.. :

Plz Solve my this problm,

Plz Solve my this problm,
Mujhy ittifaq se Bazar jana hua mgr jaib me paisy nhi thy rastay may mjhy 2 dost mil gaey,
un may sy
1 dost ne mjhy 500 aor dosry nay 1000 ka note dia,
pr rasty me mjh se
1000 ka note ghum ho giya, me ne us 500 me se 300 ki kharidari ki our baqi 200 me se 100 us dost ko diye jis ne mjhy 1000 ka note diya tha our 100 us 500 waly ko.
Ab 1 ka 900 rih gaye dosry ka 400.
kul mila kar 900+400=1300 huey,
300 ka miray paas soda hai.
Kul mila kr yani
900+400+300=1600 huey
Ab miri samajh me nhi ata k ye 1600 kaisy huey miry pas to 1500 thy

Boy: Barish KIRNBondo Main

Boy:
Barish KIRNBondo Main
Teri Yaad Ati Hai,
Sawan KRNMausam Main
Teri Yaad Ati Hai,

Girl, drama na kr Mujhe Yaad Hai
Teri Chatri Wapis Deni Hai.:-)

Father: what can u do for my daughte

Father: what can u do for my daughter
boy: i would die for her!
Father: i dont like u
boy: why?
Father: i am lo0king for someone who would live for her, not someone who would just die and leave her alone.
Moral: HERO BANNE SE B BEZATI HO JATI HAI :-)

Suhag Raat K Time Dulha Ne Apni

Suhag Raat K Time Dulha Ne Apni
Dulhan Se Ziadti Kr Daali....




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Dulhan Intizar Karti Rahi Aur Dulha So Gaya... :'(

BIVI: Mujhe samajh nhi aata

BIVI:
Mujhe samajh nhi aata me paisy kahan chupaun? Jahan chupati hun hamara beta chura leta hy.
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Shohar:
Uski Books me chupa do,kamina hath b nhi lgata.

Teacher: Agr irada pkka ho to

Teacher:
Agr irada pkka ho to "JO" hasil KRNA chaho wo zrur milta hai.
Student:
Rehne dein miss, agr aisa hota to aap meri
Miss nhi, "Misses" hotein..;-)

Teacher: Dunia main post man

Teacher: Dunia main post man to bohat hain post women Q nahin hoti?

Student: Is liye k wo 1 hi delivery main 9 mahine laga deti hain..:-)

China cricket kiun nai khelta??

China cricket kiun nai khelta??
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Kiyun KRNTechnical problem hai
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Sab k face 1 jese h0ty hain
jo out ho jae
w0he m0o dho k phir se a sakta hai.

Q:Wo konsi ek baat hai

Q:Wo konsi ek baat hai jo hazaroon saal pehle bhi students kehte the,aj bhi kehte hain or qayamat tak kahengay ?


A:"buss kal se parhai start karunga'

A cricket question!

A cricket question!
Agar Pakistan ko Last Ball pe 1 score
WIN KaRNay k liye chahiye aur 9 OUT HORNchukay hon yeni last wicket ho,Tu last
ball pe STUMP ho jaye,Aur wo ball
wide ho,Tu Kya Pakistan WIN karay ga?
Agar HAAN tu kitni WICKETS se?
Agar haara tu kitnay RUNS se?
Check your cricket experience..:-)

Sheikh apni shadi ki raat bv se

Sheikh apni shadi ki raat bv se: apna haath dejiye.
BV ne sharma k kalai aagay barha di or ankhain band ker leen,
jab thori der me ankhain kholeen to sheikh marker se haath pe ghari (watch) bana raha tha.
B.V: ye kia?
Sheikh:moo dikhaee

1 larka Charas pi k aya,

1 larka Charas pi k aya,
Dad se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga!
Dad:
Charas Pi k aya he?
Son:
Nai To?
Dad:
Kamine, Phir suitcase khol k kia bak-bak kar raha ha..B-)

Someone Asked Shakespeare:\

Someone Asked Shakespeare:
"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
......"A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is
Younger,Either Sunday Or
Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In
Age..."
Love Has No Age.
-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also
Available For Boys'.:-P

Larki: Jb tmhe meri yad ati hai to tm kia krte ho?

Larki: Jb tmhe meri yad ati hai to tm kia krte ho?
Larka: Tmhari favrit tofee kha leta hn,0r tm kia krti ho?
Larki: 2 gold leaf pee leti hn...:-)

Man at medical store: I need poison.

Man at medical store: I need poison.
Chemist: I can't sell u, until u have prescription.
Man showed his Nikah Nama.
Chemist: Sir bari bottle dun ya choti?

Pathan apnay dost se:

Pathan apnay dost se:
Aaj kal kya kar rahay ho?
Dost:
Khan bhai, MBA kar raha hon.
Pathan:
Yara jo marzi karo par sath sath parhai jari rakho!

Aray F a r a a a z Z z Z z Z

Aray
F a r a a a z Z z Z z Z
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Daadi Ek Minute ... =P =D

Bachay 1 Larki ko ghaseet k le ja rhe the

Bachay 1 Larki ko ghaseet k le ja rhe the
1 Buzurg bole:
Isko chor do ye khud school jayegi.
Bachay:Baba g ye Humari Miss he
Roz school se Date pe bhag jati ha

Police wala apne bache se

Police wala apne bache se: Beta tumhara result achha nahi aya aj se tumhara khelna tv dekhna

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Son: Ye 50 Rs pakro or is bat ko yahien daba do":-

L0ad sheding ne Mujhe bhi Namazi bana diya hai FARAz .

L0ad sheding ne Mujhe bhi Namazi bana diya hai
FARAz
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Mobile ki Battry ab Masjid k generetar se hi charge karta hun..

ek adme ne fm redio par caal ki

ek adme ne fm redio par caal ki

admi mujhe ek bathwa mila hy jis main bahut sary paisy credit card aur nic card hain

adres a/312gulshan-e-iqbal ka hay

host redio wala :  to ap unhin batwa wapas dena chahty hain

adme  : he he he he he he he nahin g usey mere taraf sy 1gamghen song suna dain 

Mental hospital k aik room main

Mental hospital k aik room main sb pagal dance kr rahy thy.
Bs aik pagal chup kr k betha tha.,
Dr.sb ne socha k shaid thek ho gea hai.?
Dr. ne pocha k dance kion nahi kr rahy?
Pagal. Bewaqof chup.
Me dhulha hon

2 Lahori larkey mar gaye

2 Lahori larkey mar gaye

Naik thay to janat ma chaley gaye

But

Unhon ne janat ma bari kutt khai!

Pata ha kiyo?

Janat ma Farishto ko kehty hain

"Yaar jannat to achi hy Sb kch hy 70 hurain b hn,

Pr:

Lahore Lahore ey.. :)

2 bewaqoof 1 ajaib ghr gay

2 bewaqoof 1 ajaib ghr gay. Waha sheshy k box my 1 dhancha dekha Jis pr likha tha.1557 BC.


1 bola : aisa lagta hy k ye kisi truck k neachy aya tha.


Dosra bola haan shayed issi lye to truck ka number diya hy.

1 admi tyzi sy 1 dokan my dakhil howa aur bola

1 admi tyzi sy 1 dokan my dakhil howa aur bola


doctor sab, mujy kon si bimari hy. ?


Ankhon ki


kion keh baher agr aap board parh lyty to jan jaty keh  yeh doctor ki nahi hajjam ki dokan hy.


Hajjam ne jawab diya.

Father to Son Agar i

Father to Son Agar is bar tu fail hua to mujhay apna baap mat kehna

Next Day

Father: Kiya bana result ka?

Son: Bas irfan bhai mat pocho, fail ho gaya hoon

Tarzan k akhree alfaz kia thy?

Tarzan k akhree alfaz kia thy?

Darakhto ki jholti shakho pr grees kis kambakht ny lagaya tha.

1 sarkari daftar k baramdy my sign board pr likha tha

1 sarkari daftar k baramdy my sign board pr likha tha.

Shor na machao.Kisi ny s k neechy likha.

WaRNa hum jag jaingy.

3 dost apas main batain kar rahay thay

3 dost apas main batain kar rahay thay


Pehla dost : mery walid ganga my chalang lagaty hain awr jamna sy nikalty hain.


Dosra dost : Mery walid darya-e-sindh  my chalang lagaty hy aur darya-e-chanab sy nikalty hain


Tesra Dost :Yar ye koi bat nahi mery walaid tanki my chalang lagaty hy awr nalky sy nikalty hy.

Doolha shadi ki pehli rat, apni BV ka Ghonghat utha k barre piyar se:

Doolha shadi ki pehli rat, apni BV ka Ghonghat utha k barre piyar se:

Kiya naam he humare 'Huzoor' ka?

Bivi: HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)

Dulha: (heran ho kr) : Kiya farmaya Huzoor ne?

Bivi: yahi keh namaz parho, roza rakho , zakat do

Dulha pareshan ho kr bahar giya or bola:



'sab ander aa jaaen dars ho raha hai'

2 dost 1 makan k qareeb ja rahy thy.

2 dost 1 makan k qareeb ja rahy thy.


1 ny kaha log kehty hy k s makan my jin bhoot rehty hy.

Dosra bola mujy pata nahi chalo dekhte hy.


Inho ny makan ka darwaza khatkhataya to 1 admi nikla.

Inho ny pocha keh kia yahan jin bhoot rehtay hain ?


to admi bola mujy kia pata mujy to mary howy 10 saal hogay.

True Love...

True Love...

Boy: Mere pas Apne Dost Jesi Car to Nhi Pr TmhY Apni palkon pr bitha k Ghomaon Ga,

Mere pas us Jesi Bri kothi to nhi Pr tmhY apne Dil Me Jga Don Ga,

Mere Pas us jitne paise to Nhi

Pr Me Mehnat Mazdori Kr k khelaon ga

Ab Btao Tumhe kia Chahiye

Girl: Tumharay Dost Ka Number

American Mother: Gud night my son

American Mother: Gud night my son

indian Mother: shub Raatri beta

Arabic Mother: shab Bakhair

Apni Mother: besharam ,mobile de oor laga hoOnda hai har wakat, mar so ja ab.. :)

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?

Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar KaRNa photo leni hai

Q mujh ko staty ho Q mujh ko rulaty ho

Q mujh ko staty ho Q mujh ko rulaty ho

meri to rooh tak kanp gai ye bat sun kar

k tum bartan dhony waly sabun se nahaty ho

6 birds were sitting on a tree..

6 birds were sitting on a tree..
 a hunter saw that and shot over tree... . 5 birds flew away . . . but 1 bird was siting . . why? . .

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bas bdmashi :)

choo shoo, mi cha,re cha mi,choo ti ta shi,,,,,!

choo shoo, mi cha,re cha mi,choo ti ta shi,,,,,!



















TARJUMA:

'knhro!grmi wich na mro, sade kolo bijli le lo........!

(CHINA)

'TEACHER: Ek Aisa Sentence Batao

'TEACHER:

Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho ...

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SARDAR:

ISHQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY.

Challenge kise kehte hai?

Challenge kise kehte hai?

ek pathan ke paper mai sawal aaha.









pathan ne pura paper khali chor diya aur akhri page likha.

apne baap ki aulaad hai to pass kr k dikha

admi malik makan say;ap k makan

admi malik makan say;ap k makan may jaga jaga chohy nachty hy! malik makan' To 5000/ main kia madhori a k nachy gi.

Agar manzil ko pana hai

Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,



Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,



Agar hamesha muskurana ho to

BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA

pathan: yaar mere liye kisi

pathan: yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta bta

Dost: Aik larki hai B.com ki

pathan: yaar kisi b qoum ki ho bas parhi likhi honi chahie

Us ki ankhon main pyar k na

Us ki ankhon main pyar k nasha tha



farzana...

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Ye to bad mein pata chala k wo charse peti thi rozana...

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Dakh yar bacchi charci nkli...

3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana

3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kha

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namak kam lga...

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1 bola "Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega...

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Sb baithe rahe...

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Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,

. 3 din aise hi guzr gye,

tino behosh ho gye...

Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain..

Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to

wo bola "Oye me zinda hu"

Baki dono bole "Chal beta namak le k aa:)

Ek couple date pe tha, Dad

Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne

dekh liya !!!

Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho ...?

Beta := exam dene aaya hu !

Dad := "par dhyan se, agar es

exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga " =P

Larkay Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye

Larkay Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:
Larkay Ne Larki Se Pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata Hai?
Larki: Nahi Mujhe To BANANA KHANA Aata Hai

Larki set karne ke 4 tareekey

Larki set krne k 4 Tarike Hain.
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“Shabash jwanoooo”
Ramadan ka maheena hay
Mulk De Halat Vekho
Te Apne Jazbat Vekho.:D:D….

Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho

Teacher 2 chiLd! Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??
Child: Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)