Sir yeh rab nawaz ki ammi hai

Training k doraan 1 0fficer ney sipahi se poocha …
Ya hath main kaya hai…
Rab nawaz : sir ya bandook hai …
0fficer : ya bandook nai tumhari izaat hai tumhari maa hai maa…
The 0fficer to next pathan sipahi….
Tumhary hath main kaya hai….
Pathan : sir ya rab nawaz ki ammi hai aur humari khala hai..

Mere khawb mein aik larki ayi

Husband to wife
Kal mere khuwab mai ek lerki ayi thi,wah kia lerki thi
Wife: Akeli ayi hogi
Husband:tumko kese pata?
Wife:uska husband mere khuwb mai aya tha

Itni bari khushi

Wife : main jald marne wali ho
Husband : main b jald marne wala ho
Wife : tum kayo jaldi marna wala ho
Husband kayo ka muj sa itni bari khushi bardashat nahi ho gi

Playing a 20-20 match

Boy: Im 20 yrs old.
What about u?
Girl: Im also 20 yrs old.
Boy: then come to my bed room.
Girl: for what?
Boy: for playing 20-20 match! =D

Aik rupia lakh nahi hota

1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nai Hota,
Mgr Phr B
1 Rupia Lakh Se Nikal Jaye To Wo Bi Lakh Nahi Rehta
ap mere Lakhon Doston Mn Bus Wohi 1 Rupia Ho!
Smjay Theepay K Moo Waly.

Airhostess faislabad di si

Airhostess: Sir Aap Kya Lein Gay??
Lahore ka Musafir akarrty hoye:
Pepsi, kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan, raita and salad.
Airhostess: Sir masjid di toti warga monh ay tawada
Tusi PIA day jahaz tay aaye ho.
Apni pehan de walima tey nahi.
Moral: Airhostess Faisalabad di si..

Aik Murghi ka Kawway se rishta ho gaya

Aik Murghi ka Kawway se rishta ho gaya,
.
Jab Murghay ko pata chala, to wo Murghi k paas gaya or Bola:
.
Mujh men kya kami hai? Smart hoon, Kawway se zyada khoobsurat hun, Tumhari biradari ka hun,
Meri awaz pooray sheher men goonjti hai.
Murghon ki Union ka President hun”
.
Murghi:
Main tumhare jazbaat ki qadar karti hun,
.
Lekin!!
Amma Abba ki khwahish hai k Larka Air Force men ho

Ashiq hoon aapka

Phool hoon gulaab ka chambeli ka nahi,
Ashiq hoon apka, apki saheli ka nahi

Na cheeno mere mulk k nojawanon se facebook

Quaid_e_Azam ka latest beyan
.
.
Na cheeno mere mulk k nojawanon se FACEBOOK ki service
“FaraZ”
.
Aik yehi to book hai jo wo dil laga kar parhtay hain:D

Our brain storage details

Our Brain Storage Details are-
5% Girls Names
3% Girls Phone Numbers
2% Stuff We Should Know For College
And
.
.
90% Song Lyrics.

Best sms of 1946

BEST Sms Of 1946
.
.
.
Koi Aqal nu hath maaro, us wely Mobile hai C.
Bus agg lgi hondi A sms parhan di……..???

Girlfriend ko love letter likhna hai

Boy: Muje 1 bottle blood dedo..
Nurse: Blood group bolo..
Boy: Koi b chlega..
Nurse: Kaise chalega..?
Boy: Girlfriend ko love letter likhna hai.

Aap ke shohar me nuks hai

Hakeem orat ki nabz chek krty huy:
BB ap thek ho
Ap k shohr Me aulad na hony ka Nuks hy
Orat: poory Mohally Me Nuks hai keya.?

Boy was rejected

Feel the diffrence…
The boy was rejected and a girl was selected in an interview because of same reason..
Donon ki shirt ka pehla button khula huwa tha

2 nalaik exam ke baad

?2 Nalaik Exam ke baad:
1st:
Ye paper konsa tha?
2nd:
Maths ka
1st:
Mtlb tu paper kr k aaya hai?
2nd:
Nai yaar! Sath wali lrki k paas Calculator dekha tha

Newton’s 1st Law of poondi…

Newton’s 1st Law of poondi…
Every poonder continues to do poondi unless or until ä thäppär or ä sändal with ä velocity of 9.8m/s hit upon his Face by ä lovely girl..,
This force is cälled be-ezzäti, which is directly propotionäl to shärmindägi..,

I’am turning off my cell

Dear I’am turning 0ff my cell due to my eXamz bc0z i hv to w0rk hrd to get gud grades
Plz contact me after
10 mintues:-p
Is se zyada parhai nai hoti humse

Traffic police chalan book nikaal k bola

Traffic police chalan book nikaal k bola: chal apna Naam bol?
Man: ‘Trikuulavaty Thekeyparambli Muttu Iyyer Swami Ganpat Rao’
Police (book band kr k) ;
Agli bar gari ke papers, NIC or licence sath rakhna..

Close your eyes and think about yourself

Close your eyes and think about yourself,
Your face
Your style
Your nature
Your smile
Your looks
Now open your eyes
Free main HORROR movie dikhai na?
Chalo thanks bolo

The funny mentality of students

Air and students have the same mentality
How?
Dont you know how ?
Both keep turning book’s pages without reading

i want ur arms around me

Girl: its too cold over here
.
boy: do u want my jacket?
.
girl: no i want ur arms around me!
.
boy:
.
.
.
pagal aisi batain nahi kartey gunah milta hai!
.
SubhaanAllah keh kr forward karain…

Gari ka sab kuch chori ho geya hai

wife : ” Ghar nahi aa sakti..”
Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaya hai..”
.
.
After 1hour,
SHe calls back : “Aa rahi hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gayi thi..”

Do you have boy friend ?

Unknown Calls ;
He : Hey , Do you have boy friend ?
She : Yes , Who are you ? :O
He : Im your brother , Just wait till i come home !
Another Unknown call
He : Hey , Do you have boyfriend ?
She : No ! He : Im your boyfriend , You just broke my heart
She : Sorry , I thought it was my brother !
He : Haha ! Im your brother Let me reach the house

Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya

Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya, Nekiyan te rakh aass…
Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass …!!!
.
.
Students ka sufiana kalam

Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr

Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,
He went to eat it,
But
On the way he saw a keeri,
He left the Gurr & went with keeri.
MORAL:
*Gurr nalo ishq mitha*;-

Ladki saath ho to HOTEL bill

Ladki saath ho to HOTEL bill,
Ladki dur ho to MOBILE bill,
Ladki na mile to DARU ka bill,
isliye na lagao DIL
na Aayega BILL.
Prem Se bolo Jai Lokpal Bill…

Pamper Zara Neechay Bandhain

Height Of Fashion:
3 Year Old Baby Telling His Mum
‘Mom Pamper Zara Neechay Bandhain Baggy Look Aata Hai’

Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein

Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein…
Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?
Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…

Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy

Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;
,
Pathan:
Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti
Teacher shocked… :

Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga

Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.
Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?
Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)

A.B

Sardaro k gang ney 1 bank may daka dala.


Locker torny per cash ki jaga wine ki bottles baramad hui.

Sardro ne kushi kushi ek ek bottle pi li.
.
Or
.
Baki smait kar sath ly gye.


Aglay din akhbar may head line thi
ANOKHA Waqia
.
.
.
.
.
General hospital ki Urin test labrotory Loot li gayiiiiiii….

pathan

pathan:kal koi mere purse se 2000le gya
sardar:jhoot 1500 thy main ne ghar ja k giny rhy
pathan:paise ka masla nahi hai,bus admi ka pata chal jaye..
hahahahahahahahahahahahah

Solid Bezzati

Solid Bezzati
~
~
Boy to Slim Girl:
Apni Body to Dekho Jese Haddiya hi Haddiya ho.. ~
~
~
~
~
Girl: Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Rahi Hu ke
Mere Paas Kutta Kyu khada hain.

Neend aati hy

Kal Raat, Boht Dino Bad, Kitab Kholi to Ehsas howa k
“kitaben khol k jo neend ati hy

…………wo mummy ki lori se b nhi ati”..:P

8 AMAZING FACT

8 AMAZING
FACT¤ 1:INDIA me 95% log Milk nhi pete
2:U.K me ab tk jurwa bache peda nhi huve
3:Nepal me Tigers insano k 7 sotey hyn
4:Sanp ko agr hawa me phenka jaye to wo 10 mint tk urr skta hy
5:ZEBRA ka Dil nhi hota
6:MONKEY chinese zuban samjh skta hy
7: Hathi ki dom k 1 baal se 1 waqt mai 3 mobile ki betry charg kar sakte hain
8:Ye sub points ghalat hyn
hamary ghr light nahi hy time pas kr raha tha
Ghor se parhne ka Shukriya.!

What is Politics?

What is Politics?
Bacha: Papa! Ye Siyasat kia hoti hai?
Baap: Samjho Mai Govt. hon, Tumhari Maa
Opposition, aur Hamari Nokrani Gharib Awaam,
Aur Tumhara Bhai Mustaqbil,”
Raat ko Bachay ne dekha: Chota Bhai ro raha tha,
Maa So rahi thi, or Baap Nokrani ko Chod raha tha.
Subah Bacha bola:”Papa mai samjh gia Siyasat kia hai”
Baap: Very Good Beta explain kro.
Bacha: Govt. Gharib Awam ko Chod rahi hai,
Opposition So rahi hai, Aur
Mustakbil Ro raha hai.

CHABi wali goli

1bacha muskrate hue paida hua
Nurse:kyun hans rahe ho?
Bache ne muthi kholi or
CHABi wali goli nikl kr dikhai or
bola DON ko marna mushkil hi nhi namumkin he

surprise don ga

Pathan ki maa ki death ho gai,
ek saal bad pathan ka baap america sa wapis aya,
Us na poucha teri maa kahan ha,
Pathan bola:- Wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,
Baap:- Ronay laga or bola Kuttay,
tu ne mujhe bataya q nahi, Pathan bola,
. . . . . . . . . Mein ne socha surprise don ga.?

Interesting line on girl’s T-shirt

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

A junior needs a name

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

What’s an average 6 inch long

What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

Let me kiss your Let me kiss your lips

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday

sexy sms

Wife:Bas karog ji..raat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho aur subah k 8 baj chuke hain.
Thake nahi kya?Aur kitna karoge?
Husband:karne do na darling abhi to mere
200 msg aur free hain

Adult SMS

1 Pathan se kisi ne pocha k Khan Saab Kuch log Pathano pe itne sms q banate hain? Khan Saab ne muskura kr kaha: Ye wo log hain jo Bachpan ka ghussa ab Utaar rahe hain.
hahahahahaha