Dunia Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti

Girl: Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai Is Ka Naam Kya Hai Waiter: Yeh Ali Shahb Hain Girl: Yeh Mjhe Aik Ghantay Se Pareshan Kar Rahey Hain Waiter: Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay? Girl: Yahi To Pareshani Hai Moral: Dunia Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti 

Uff Main Kahan Jaon?

TV on karo Abhi abhi Govt pakistan ne ordinance jari kia ha k, khubsurat logon ko is mulk se nikal dia jaega, ap to 100% safe ho, “Uff main kahan jaon?”

Charsi And Doctor

1 Charsi eyes donate karne gaya After operation Doctor: Kuch kehna chahte ho Charsi: jisko b ankhen lagao ose bata dena Ye 2 sooote lagane k baad khulti hain. :p 

Geo Pakistani girls

Parosi ka Bacha: Uncle ye lain mithaee Ammi aur Baji ne bheji hai Uncle: ALLAH mubarak kare, kya khush khabri hai beta . . . . . Bache: Woh HUMSAFAR mai Ashar ko sab pta chal gaya hai na… Geo Pakistani grls :p 

Teacher To Girl

Teacher, Ye batao, jo log ghalat kam karte hy, wo kahan jate hein? Lrki sharmatay huay boli- Sir,Shehri log HOTEL me, Aur gaon k log GANNE K KHET mein…… 

Larkay Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye

Larkay Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:
Larkay Ne Larki Se Pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata Hai?
Larki: Nahi Mujhe To BANANA KHANA Aata Hai

Larki set karne ke 4 tareekey

Larki set krne k 4 Tarike Hain.
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“Shabash jwanoooo”
Ramadan ka maheena hay
Mulk De Halat Vekho
Te Apne Jazbat Vekho.:D:D….

Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho

Teacher 2 chiLd! Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??
Child: Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)