Doolha shadi ki pehli rat, apni BV ka Ghonghat utha k barre piyar se:

Doolha shadi ki pehli rat, apni BV ka Ghonghat utha k barre piyar se:

Kiya naam he humare 'Huzoor' ka?

Bivi: HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)

Dulha: (heran ho kr) : Kiya farmaya Huzoor ne?

Bivi: yahi keh namaz parho, roza rakho , zakat do

Dulha pareshan ho kr bahar giya or bola:



'sab ander aa jaaen dars ho raha hai'

2 dost 1 makan k qareeb ja rahy thy.

2 dost 1 makan k qareeb ja rahy thy.


1 ny kaha log kehty hy k s makan my jin bhoot rehty hy.

Dosra bola mujy pata nahi chalo dekhte hy.


Inho ny makan ka darwaza khatkhataya to 1 admi nikla.

Inho ny pocha keh kia yahan jin bhoot rehtay hain ?


to admi bola mujy kia pata mujy to mary howy 10 saal hogay.

True Love...

True Love...

Boy: Mere pas Apne Dost Jesi Car to Nhi Pr TmhY Apni palkon pr bitha k Ghomaon Ga,

Mere pas us Jesi Bri kothi to nhi Pr tmhY apne Dil Me Jga Don Ga,

Mere Pas us jitne paise to Nhi

Pr Me Mehnat Mazdori Kr k khelaon ga

Ab Btao Tumhe kia Chahiye

Girl: Tumharay Dost Ka Number

American Mother: Gud night my son

American Mother: Gud night my son

indian Mother: shub Raatri beta

Arabic Mother: shab Bakhair

Apni Mother: besharam ,mobile de oor laga hoOnda hai har wakat, mar so ja ab.. :)

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?

Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar KaRNa photo leni hai

Q mujh ko staty ho Q mujh ko rulaty ho

Q mujh ko staty ho Q mujh ko rulaty ho

meri to rooh tak kanp gai ye bat sun kar

k tum bartan dhony waly sabun se nahaty ho

6 birds were sitting on a tree..

6 birds were sitting on a tree..
 a hunter saw that and shot over tree... . 5 birds flew away . . . but 1 bird was siting . . why? . .

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bas bdmashi :)

choo shoo, mi cha,re cha mi,choo ti ta shi,,,,,!

choo shoo, mi cha,re cha mi,choo ti ta shi,,,,,!



















TARJUMA:

'knhro!grmi wich na mro, sade kolo bijli le lo........!

(CHINA)

'TEACHER: Ek Aisa Sentence Batao

'TEACHER:

Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho ...

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SARDAR:

ISHQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY.

Challenge kise kehte hai?

Challenge kise kehte hai?

ek pathan ke paper mai sawal aaha.









pathan ne pura paper khali chor diya aur akhri page likha.

apne baap ki aulaad hai to pass kr k dikha

admi malik makan say;ap k makan

admi malik makan say;ap k makan may jaga jaga chohy nachty hy! malik makan' To 5000/ main kia madhori a k nachy gi.

Agar manzil ko pana hai

Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,



Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,



Agar hamesha muskurana ho to

BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA

pathan: yaar mere liye kisi

pathan: yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta bta

Dost: Aik larki hai B.com ki

pathan: yaar kisi b qoum ki ho bas parhi likhi honi chahie

Us ki ankhon main pyar k na

Us ki ankhon main pyar k nasha tha



farzana...

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Ye to bad mein pata chala k wo charse peti thi rozana...

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Dakh yar bacchi charci nkli...

3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana

3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kha

rhe the,

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namak kam lga...

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1 bola "Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega...

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Sb baithe rahe...

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Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,

. 3 din aise hi guzr gye,

tino behosh ho gye...

Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain..

Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to

wo bola "Oye me zinda hu"

Baki dono bole "Chal beta namak le k aa:)

Ek couple date pe tha, Dad

Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne

dekh liya !!!

Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho ...?

Beta := exam dene aaya hu !

Dad := "par dhyan se, agar es

exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga " =P