L0ad sheding ne Mujhe bhi Namazi bana diya hai FARAz .

L0ad sheding ne Mujhe bhi Namazi bana diya hai
FARAz
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Mobile ki Battry ab Masjid k generetar se hi charge karta hun..

ek adme ne fm redio par caal ki

ek adme ne fm redio par caal ki

admi mujhe ek bathwa mila hy jis main bahut sary paisy credit card aur nic card hain

adres a/312gulshan-e-iqbal ka hay

host redio wala :  to ap unhin batwa wapas dena chahty hain

adme  : he he he he he he he nahin g usey mere taraf sy 1gamghen song suna dain 

Mental hospital k aik room main

Mental hospital k aik room main sb pagal dance kr rahy thy.
Bs aik pagal chup kr k betha tha.,
Dr.sb ne socha k shaid thek ho gea hai.?
Dr. ne pocha k dance kion nahi kr rahy?
Pagal. Bewaqof chup.
Me dhulha hon

2 Lahori larkey mar gaye

2 Lahori larkey mar gaye

Naik thay to janat ma chaley gaye

But

Unhon ne janat ma bari kutt khai!

Pata ha kiyo?

Janat ma Farishto ko kehty hain

"Yaar jannat to achi hy Sb kch hy 70 hurain b hn,

Pr:

Lahore Lahore ey.. :)

2 bewaqoof 1 ajaib ghr gay

2 bewaqoof 1 ajaib ghr gay. Waha sheshy k box my 1 dhancha dekha Jis pr likha tha.1557 BC.


1 bola : aisa lagta hy k ye kisi truck k neachy aya tha.


Dosra bola haan shayed issi lye to truck ka number diya hy.

1 admi tyzi sy 1 dokan my dakhil howa aur bola

1 admi tyzi sy 1 dokan my dakhil howa aur bola


doctor sab, mujy kon si bimari hy. ?


Ankhon ki


kion keh baher agr aap board parh lyty to jan jaty keh  yeh doctor ki nahi hajjam ki dokan hy.


Hajjam ne jawab diya.

Father to Son Agar i

Father to Son Agar is bar tu fail hua to mujhay apna baap mat kehna

Next Day

Father: Kiya bana result ka?

Son: Bas irfan bhai mat pocho, fail ho gaya hoon

Tarzan k akhree alfaz kia thy?

Tarzan k akhree alfaz kia thy?

Darakhto ki jholti shakho pr grees kis kambakht ny lagaya tha.

1 sarkari daftar k baramdy my sign board pr likha tha

1 sarkari daftar k baramdy my sign board pr likha tha.

Shor na machao.Kisi ny s k neechy likha.

WaRNa hum jag jaingy.

3 dost apas main batain kar rahay thay

3 dost apas main batain kar rahay thay


Pehla dost : mery walid ganga my chalang lagaty hain awr jamna sy nikalty hain.


Dosra dost : Mery walid darya-e-sindh  my chalang lagaty hy aur darya-e-chanab sy nikalty hain


Tesra Dost :Yar ye koi bat nahi mery walaid tanki my chalang lagaty hy awr nalky sy nikalty hy.