Bus conducter:

Bus conducter:
Peechy ticket le liye hain sab ne..???
Sardar:
nahi jee, abhi tak to 'hath' mein he hai...:-S

Larka: Meri os jgah hath

Larka: Meri os jgah hath lagao jahan haddi na ho.. Larki muskratey huey: Chal phir nikaal bahir, pakron
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zubaan ko

1.Do You Feel Lazy To Get Up Early In The MORNING?

1.Do You Feel Lazy To Get Up Early In The MORNING?
2.Does A Book Work As A Sleeping Pill?
3.Attend Classes Only For Attendance?
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4.See The Calendar For Holidays ?
5.Cell In Place Of A Pen ?
If The Above Is Happening With U..
Congratulations!
U R A Perfect Student...;-)

Teacher: Agar main tumhari

Teacher:
Agar main tumhari ammi hoti to tumhain 2 din main sudhaar deti.
Student:
Main 2, 3 din main abbu se mashwara kar k aap ko batata hon.. :

Plz Solve my this problm,

Plz Solve my this problm,
Mujhy ittifaq se Bazar jana hua mgr jaib me paisy nhi thy rastay may mjhy 2 dost mil gaey,
un may sy
1 dost ne mjhy 500 aor dosry nay 1000 ka note dia,
pr rasty me mjh se
1000 ka note ghum ho giya, me ne us 500 me se 300 ki kharidari ki our baqi 200 me se 100 us dost ko diye jis ne mjhy 1000 ka note diya tha our 100 us 500 waly ko.
Ab 1 ka 900 rih gaye dosry ka 400.
kul mila kar 900+400=1300 huey,
300 ka miray paas soda hai.
Kul mila kr yani
900+400+300=1600 huey
Ab miri samajh me nhi ata k ye 1600 kaisy huey miry pas to 1500 thy

Boy: Barish KIRNBondo Main

Boy:
Barish KIRNBondo Main
Teri Yaad Ati Hai,
Sawan KRNMausam Main
Teri Yaad Ati Hai,

Girl, drama na kr Mujhe Yaad Hai
Teri Chatri Wapis Deni Hai.:-)

Father: what can u do for my daughte

Father: what can u do for my daughter
boy: i would die for her!
Father: i dont like u
boy: why?
Father: i am lo0king for someone who would live for her, not someone who would just die and leave her alone.
Moral: HERO BANNE SE B BEZATI HO JATI HAI :-)

Suhag Raat K Time Dulha Ne Apni

Suhag Raat K Time Dulha Ne Apni
Dulhan Se Ziadti Kr Daali....




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Dulhan Intizar Karti Rahi Aur Dulha So Gaya... :'(

BIVI: Mujhe samajh nhi aata

BIVI:
Mujhe samajh nhi aata me paisy kahan chupaun? Jahan chupati hun hamara beta chura leta hy.
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Shohar:
Uski Books me chupa do,kamina hath b nhi lgata.

Teacher: Agr irada pkka ho to

Teacher:
Agr irada pkka ho to "JO" hasil KRNA chaho wo zrur milta hai.
Student:
Rehne dein miss, agr aisa hota to aap meri
Miss nhi, "Misses" hotein..;-)

Teacher: Dunia main post man

Teacher: Dunia main post man to bohat hain post women Q nahin hoti?

Student: Is liye k wo 1 hi delivery main 9 mahine laga deti hain..:-)