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Friday 18 May 2012
Teacher: Agar main tumhari
Teacher:
Agar main tumhari ammi hoti to tumhain 2 din main sudhaar deti.
Student:
Main 2, 3 din main abbu se mashwara kar k aap ko batata hon.. :
Agar main tumhari ammi hoti to tumhain 2 din main sudhaar deti.
Student:
Main 2, 3 din main abbu se mashwara kar k aap ko batata hon.. :
Plz Solve my this problm,
Plz Solve my this problm,
Mujhy ittifaq se Bazar jana hua mgr jaib me paisy nhi thy rastay may mjhy 2 dost mil gaey,
un may sy
1 dost ne mjhy 500 aor dosry nay 1000 ka note dia,
pr rasty me mjh se
1000 ka note ghum ho giya, me ne us 500 me se 300 ki kharidari ki our baqi 200 me se 100 us dost ko diye jis ne mjhy 1000 ka note diya tha our 100 us 500 waly ko.
Ab 1 ka 900 rih gaye dosry ka 400.
kul mila kar 900+400=1300 huey,
300 ka miray paas soda hai.
Kul mila kr yani
900+400+300=1600 huey
Ab miri samajh me nhi ata k ye 1600 kaisy huey miry pas to 1500 thy
Mujhy ittifaq se Bazar jana hua mgr jaib me paisy nhi thy rastay may mjhy 2 dost mil gaey,
un may sy
1 dost ne mjhy 500 aor dosry nay 1000 ka note dia,
pr rasty me mjh se
1000 ka note ghum ho giya, me ne us 500 me se 300 ki kharidari ki our baqi 200 me se 100 us dost ko diye jis ne mjhy 1000 ka note diya tha our 100 us 500 waly ko.
Ab 1 ka 900 rih gaye dosry ka 400.
kul mila kar 900+400=1300 huey,
300 ka miray paas soda hai.
Kul mila kr yani
900+400+300=1600 huey
Ab miri samajh me nhi ata k ye 1600 kaisy huey miry pas to 1500 thy
Boy: Barish KIRNBondo Main
Boy:
Barish KIRNBondo Main
Teri Yaad Ati Hai,
Sawan KRNMausam Main
Teri Yaad Ati Hai,
Girl, drama na kr Mujhe Yaad Hai
Teri Chatri Wapis Deni Hai.:-)
Suhag Raat K Time Dulha Ne Apni
Suhag Raat K Time Dulha Ne Apni
Dulhan Se Ziadti Kr Daali....
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Dulhan Intizar Karti Rahi Aur Dulha So Gaya... :'(
Dulhan Se Ziadti Kr Daali....
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Dulhan Intizar Karti Rahi Aur Dulha So Gaya... :'(
Teacher: Agr irada pkka ho to
Teacher:
Agr irada pkka ho to "JO" hasil KRNA chaho wo zrur milta hai.
Student:
Rehne dein miss, agr aisa hota to aap meri
Miss nhi, "Misses" hotein..;-)
Agr irada pkka ho to "JO" hasil KRNA chaho wo zrur milta hai.
Student:
Rehne dein miss, agr aisa hota to aap meri
Miss nhi, "Misses" hotein..;-)
Thursday 17 May 2012
Larki: Jb tmhe meri yad ati hai to tm kia krte ho?
Larki: Jb tmhe meri yad ati hai to tm kia krte ho?
Larka: Tmhari favrit tofee kha leta hn,0r tm kia krti ho?
Larki: 2 gold leaf pee leti hn...:-)
Man at medical store: I need poison.
Man at medical store: I need poison.
Chemist: I can't sell u, until u have prescription.
Man showed his Nikah Nama.
Chemist: Sir bari bottle dun ya choti?
Wednesday 16 May 2012
3 dost apas main batain kar rahay thay
3 dost apas main batain kar rahay thay
Pehla dost : mery walid ganga my chalang lagaty hain awr jamna sy nikalty hain.
Dosra dost : Mery walid darya-e-sindh my chalang lagaty hy aur darya-e-chanab sy nikalty hain
Tesra Dost :Yar ye koi bat nahi mery walaid tanki my chalang lagaty hy awr nalky sy nikalty hy.
Pehla dost : mery walid ganga my chalang lagaty hain awr jamna sy nikalty hain.
Dosra dost : Mery walid darya-e-sindh my chalang lagaty hy aur darya-e-chanab sy nikalty hain
Tesra Dost :Yar ye koi bat nahi mery walaid tanki my chalang lagaty hy awr nalky sy nikalty hy.
Tuesday 15 May 2012
Doolha shadi ki pehli rat, apni BV ka Ghonghat utha k barre piyar se:
Doolha shadi ki pehli rat, apni BV ka Ghonghat utha k barre piyar se:
Kiya naam he humare 'Huzoor' ka?
Bivi: HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)
Dulha: (heran ho kr) : Kiya farmaya Huzoor ne?
Bivi: yahi keh namaz parho, roza rakho , zakat do
Dulha pareshan ho kr bahar giya or bola:
'sab ander aa jaaen dars ho raha hai'
Kiya naam he humare 'Huzoor' ka?
Bivi: HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)
Dulha: (heran ho kr) : Kiya farmaya Huzoor ne?
Bivi: yahi keh namaz parho, roza rakho , zakat do
Dulha pareshan ho kr bahar giya or bola:
'sab ander aa jaaen dars ho raha hai'
2 dost 1 makan k qareeb ja rahy thy.
2 dost 1 makan k qareeb ja rahy thy.
1 ny kaha log kehty hy k s makan my jin bhoot rehty hy.
Dosra bola mujy pata nahi chalo dekhte hy.
Inho ny makan ka darwaza khatkhataya to 1 admi nikla.
Inho ny pocha keh kia yahan jin bhoot rehtay hain ?
to admi bola mujy kia pata mujy to mary howy 10 saal hogay.
1 ny kaha log kehty hy k s makan my jin bhoot rehty hy.
Dosra bola mujy pata nahi chalo dekhte hy.
Inho ny makan ka darwaza khatkhataya to 1 admi nikla.
Inho ny pocha keh kia yahan jin bhoot rehtay hain ?
to admi bola mujy kia pata mujy to mary howy 10 saal hogay.
American Mother: Gud night my son
American Mother: Gud night my son
indian Mother: shub Raatri beta
Arabic Mother: shab Bakhair
Apni Mother: besharam ,mobile de oor laga hoOnda hai har wakat, mar so ja ab.. :)
indian Mother: shub Raatri beta
Arabic Mother: shab Bakhair
Apni Mother: besharam ,mobile de oor laga hoOnda hai har wakat, mar so ja ab.. :)
choo shoo, mi cha,re cha mi,choo ti ta shi,,,,,!
choo shoo, mi cha,re cha mi,choo ti ta shi,,,,,!
TARJUMA:
'knhro!grmi wich na mro, sade kolo bijli le lo........!
(CHINA)
TARJUMA:
'knhro!grmi wich na mro, sade kolo bijli le lo........!
(CHINA)
'TEACHER: Ek Aisa Sentence Batao
'TEACHER:
Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho ...
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SARDAR:
ISHQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY.
Challenge kise kehte hai?
Challenge kise kehte hai?
ek pathan ke paper mai sawal aaha.
pathan ne pura paper khali chor diya aur akhri page likha.
apne baap ki aulaad hai to pass kr k dikha
ek pathan ke paper mai sawal aaha.
pathan ne pura paper khali chor diya aur akhri page likha.
apne baap ki aulaad hai to pass kr k dikha
Agar manzil ko pana hai
Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho to
BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho to
BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA
3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana
3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kha
rhe the,
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namak kam lga...
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1 bola "Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega...
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Sb baithe rahe...
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Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,
. 3 din aise hi guzr gye,
tino behosh ho gye...
Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain..
Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to
wo bola "Oye me zinda hu"
Baki dono bole "Chal beta namak le k aa:)
rhe the,
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namak kam lga...
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1 bola "Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega...
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Sb baithe rahe...
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Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,
. 3 din aise hi guzr gye,
tino behosh ho gye...
Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain..
Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to
wo bola "Oye me zinda hu"
Baki dono bole "Chal beta namak le k aa:)
Sunday 13 May 2012
Larkay Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye
Larkay Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:
Larkay Ne Larki Se Pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata Hai?
Larki: Nahi Mujhe To BANANA KHANA Aata Hai
Larkay Ne Larki Se Pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata Hai?
Larki: Nahi Mujhe To BANANA KHANA Aata Hai
Larki set karne ke 4 tareekey
Larki set krne k 4 Tarike Hain.
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“Shabash jwanoooo”
Ramadan ka maheena hay
Mulk De Halat Vekho
Te Apne Jazbat Vekho.:D:D….
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“Shabash jwanoooo”
Ramadan ka maheena hay
Mulk De Halat Vekho
Te Apne Jazbat Vekho.:D:D….
Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho
Teacher 2 chiLd! Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??
Child: Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)
Child: Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)
Saturday 28 April 2012
Dunia Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti
Girl: Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai Is Ka Naam Kya Hai Waiter: Yeh Ali
Shahb Hain Girl: Yeh Mjhe Aik Ghantay Se Pareshan Kar Rahey Hain Waiter:
Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay? Girl: Yahi To Pareshani Hai
Moral: Dunia Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti
Uff Main Kahan Jaon?
TV on karo Abhi abhi Govt pakistan ne ordinance jari kia ha k, khubsurat
logon ko is mulk se nikal dia jaega, ap to 100% safe ho, “Uff main
kahan jaon?”
Charsi And Doctor
1 Charsi eyes donate karne gaya After operation Doctor: Kuch kehna
chahte ho Charsi: jisko b ankhen lagao ose bata dena Ye 2 sooote lagane k
baad khulti hain. :p
Geo Pakistani girls
Parosi ka Bacha: Uncle ye lain mithaee Ammi aur Baji ne bheji hai Uncle:
ALLAH mubarak kare, kya khush khabri hai beta . . . . . Bache: Woh
HUMSAFAR mai Ashar ko sab pta chal gaya hai na… Geo Pakistani grls :p
Teacher To Girl
Teacher, Ye batao, jo log ghalat kam karte hy, wo kahan jate hein? Lrki
sharmatay huay boli- Sir,Shehri log HOTEL me, Aur gaon k log GANNE K
KHET mein……
Larkay Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye
Larkay Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:
Larkay Ne Larki Se Pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata Hai?
Larki: Nahi Mujhe To BANANA KHANA Aata Hai
Larkay Ne Larki Se Pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata Hai?
Larki: Nahi Mujhe To BANANA KHANA Aata Hai
Larki set karne ke 4 tareekey
Larki set krne k 4 Tarike Hain.
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“Shabash jwanoooo”
Ramadan ka maheena hay
Mulk De Halat Vekho
Te Apne Jazbat Vekho.:D:D….
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“Shabash jwanoooo”
Ramadan ka maheena hay
Mulk De Halat Vekho
Te Apne Jazbat Vekho.:D:D….
Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho
Teacher 2 chiLd! Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??
Child: Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)
Child: Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)
Friday 27 April 2012
Sir yeh rab nawaz ki ammi hai
Training k doraan 1 0fficer ney sipahi se poocha …
Ya hath main kaya hai…
Rab nawaz : sir ya bandook hai …
0fficer : ya bandook nai tumhari izaat hai tumhari maa hai maa…
The 0fficer to next pathan sipahi….
Tumhary hath main kaya hai….
Pathan : sir ya rab nawaz ki ammi hai aur humari khala hai..
Ya hath main kaya hai…
Rab nawaz : sir ya bandook hai …
0fficer : ya bandook nai tumhari izaat hai tumhari maa hai maa…
The 0fficer to next pathan sipahi….
Tumhary hath main kaya hai….
Pathan : sir ya rab nawaz ki ammi hai aur humari khala hai..
Mere khawb mein aik larki ayi
Husband to wife
Kal mere khuwab mai ek lerki ayi thi,wah kia lerki thi
Wife: Akeli ayi hogi
Husband:tumko kese pata?
Wife:uska husband mere khuwb mai aya tha
Kal mere khuwab mai ek lerki ayi thi,wah kia lerki thi
Wife: Akeli ayi hogi
Husband:tumko kese pata?
Wife:uska husband mere khuwb mai aya tha
Itni bari khushi
Wife : main jald marne wali ho
Husband : main b jald marne wala ho
Wife : tum kayo jaldi marna wala ho
Husband kayo ka muj sa itni bari khushi bardashat nahi ho gi
Husband : main b jald marne wala ho
Wife : tum kayo jaldi marna wala ho
Husband kayo ka muj sa itni bari khushi bardashat nahi ho gi
Playing a 20-20 match
Boy: Im 20 yrs old.
What about u?
Girl: Im also 20 yrs old.
Boy: then come to my bed room.
Girl: for what?
Boy: for playing 20-20 match! =D
What about u?
Girl: Im also 20 yrs old.
Boy: then come to my bed room.
Girl: for what?
Boy: for playing 20-20 match! =D
Aik rupia lakh nahi hota
1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nai Hota,
Mgr Phr B
1 Rupia Lakh Se Nikal Jaye To Wo Bi Lakh Nahi Rehta
ap mere Lakhon Doston Mn Bus Wohi 1 Rupia Ho!
Smjay Theepay K Moo Waly.
Mgr Phr B
1 Rupia Lakh Se Nikal Jaye To Wo Bi Lakh Nahi Rehta
ap mere Lakhon Doston Mn Bus Wohi 1 Rupia Ho!
Smjay Theepay K Moo Waly.
Airhostess faislabad di si
Airhostess: Sir Aap Kya Lein Gay??
Lahore ka Musafir akarrty hoye:
Pepsi, kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan, raita and salad.
Airhostess: Sir masjid di toti warga monh ay tawada
Tusi PIA day jahaz tay aaye ho.
Apni pehan de walima tey nahi.
Moral: Airhostess Faisalabad di si..
Lahore ka Musafir akarrty hoye:
Pepsi, kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan, raita and salad.
Airhostess: Sir masjid di toti warga monh ay tawada
Tusi PIA day jahaz tay aaye ho.
Apni pehan de walima tey nahi.
Moral: Airhostess Faisalabad di si..
Aik Murghi ka Kawway se rishta ho gaya
Aik Murghi ka Kawway se rishta ho gaya,
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Jab Murghay ko pata chala, to wo Murghi k paas gaya or Bola:
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Mujh men kya kami hai? Smart hoon, Kawway se zyada khoobsurat hun, Tumhari biradari ka hun,
Meri awaz pooray sheher men goonjti hai.
Murghon ki Union ka President hun”
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Murghi:
Main tumhare jazbaat ki qadar karti hun,
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Lekin!!
Amma Abba ki khwahish hai k Larka Air Force men ho
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Jab Murghay ko pata chala, to wo Murghi k paas gaya or Bola:
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Mujh men kya kami hai? Smart hoon, Kawway se zyada khoobsurat hun, Tumhari biradari ka hun,
Meri awaz pooray sheher men goonjti hai.
Murghon ki Union ka President hun”
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Murghi:
Main tumhare jazbaat ki qadar karti hun,
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Lekin!!
Amma Abba ki khwahish hai k Larka Air Force men ho
Na cheeno mere mulk k nojawanon se facebook
Quaid_e_Azam ka latest beyan
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Na cheeno mere mulk k nojawanon se FACEBOOK ki service
“FaraZ”
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Aik yehi to book hai jo wo dil laga kar parhtay hain:D
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Na cheeno mere mulk k nojawanon se FACEBOOK ki service
“FaraZ”
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Aik yehi to book hai jo wo dil laga kar parhtay hain:D
Our brain storage details
Our Brain Storage Details are-
5% Girls Names
3% Girls Phone Numbers
2% Stuff We Should Know For College
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90% Song Lyrics.
5% Girls Names
3% Girls Phone Numbers
2% Stuff We Should Know For College
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90% Song Lyrics.
Best sms of 1946
BEST Sms Of 1946
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Koi Aqal nu hath maaro, us wely Mobile hai C.
Bus agg lgi hondi A sms parhan di……..???
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Koi Aqal nu hath maaro, us wely Mobile hai C.
Bus agg lgi hondi A sms parhan di……..???
Girlfriend ko love letter likhna hai
Boy: Muje 1 bottle blood dedo..
Nurse: Blood group bolo..
Boy: Koi b chlega..
Nurse: Kaise chalega..?
Boy: Girlfriend ko love letter likhna hai.
Nurse: Blood group bolo..
Boy: Koi b chlega..
Nurse: Kaise chalega..?
Boy: Girlfriend ko love letter likhna hai.
Aap ke shohar me nuks hai
Hakeem orat ki nabz chek krty huy:
BB ap thek ho
Ap k shohr Me aulad na hony ka Nuks hy
Orat: poory Mohally Me Nuks hai keya.?
BB ap thek ho
Ap k shohr Me aulad na hony ka Nuks hy
Orat: poory Mohally Me Nuks hai keya.?
Boy was rejected
Feel the diffrence…
The boy was rejected and a girl was selected in an interview because of same reason..
Donon ki shirt ka pehla button khula huwa tha
The boy was rejected and a girl was selected in an interview because of same reason..
Donon ki shirt ka pehla button khula huwa tha
2 nalaik exam ke baad
?2 Nalaik Exam ke baad:
1st:
Ye paper konsa tha?
2nd:
Maths ka
1st:
Mtlb tu paper kr k aaya hai?
2nd:
Nai yaar! Sath wali lrki k paas Calculator dekha tha
1st:
Ye paper konsa tha?
2nd:
Maths ka
1st:
Mtlb tu paper kr k aaya hai?
2nd:
Nai yaar! Sath wali lrki k paas Calculator dekha tha
Newton’s 1st Law of poondi…
Newton’s 1st Law of poondi…
Every poonder continues to do poondi unless or until ä thäppär or ä sändal with ä velocity of 9.8m/s hit upon his Face by ä lovely girl..,
This force is cälled be-ezzäti, which is directly propotionäl to shärmindägi..,
Every poonder continues to do poondi unless or until ä thäppär or ä sändal with ä velocity of 9.8m/s hit upon his Face by ä lovely girl..,
This force is cälled be-ezzäti, which is directly propotionäl to shärmindägi..,
I’am turning off my cell
Dear I’am turning 0ff my cell due to my eXamz bc0z i hv to w0rk hrd to get gud grades
Plz contact me after
10 mintues:-p
Is se zyada parhai nai hoti humse
Plz contact me after
10 mintues:-p
Is se zyada parhai nai hoti humse
Traffic police chalan book nikaal k bola
Traffic police chalan book nikaal k bola: chal apna Naam bol?
Man: ‘Trikuulavaty Thekeyparambli Muttu Iyyer Swami Ganpat Rao’
Police (book band kr k) ;
Agli bar gari ke papers, NIC or licence sath rakhna..
Man: ‘Trikuulavaty Thekeyparambli Muttu Iyyer Swami Ganpat Rao’
Police (book band kr k) ;
Agli bar gari ke papers, NIC or licence sath rakhna..
Close your eyes and think about yourself
Close your eyes and think about yourself,
Your face
Your style
Your nature
Your smile
Your looks
Now open your eyes
Free main HORROR movie dikhai na?
Chalo thanks bolo
Your face
Your style
Your nature
Your smile
Your looks
Now open your eyes
Free main HORROR movie dikhai na?
Chalo thanks bolo
The funny mentality of students
Air and students have the same mentality
How?
Dont you know how ?
Both keep turning book’s pages without reading
How?
Dont you know how ?
Both keep turning book’s pages without reading
i want ur arms around me
Girl: its too cold over here
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boy: do u want my jacket?
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girl: no i want ur arms around me!
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boy:
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pagal aisi batain nahi kartey gunah milta hai!
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SubhaanAllah keh kr forward karain…
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boy: do u want my jacket?
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girl: no i want ur arms around me!
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boy:
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pagal aisi batain nahi kartey gunah milta hai!
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SubhaanAllah keh kr forward karain…
Gari ka sab kuch chori ho geya hai
wife : ” Ghar nahi aa sakti..”
Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaya hai..”
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After 1hour,
SHe calls back : “Aa rahi hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gayi thi..”
Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaya hai..”
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After 1hour,
SHe calls back : “Aa rahi hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gayi thi..”
Do you have boy friend ?
Unknown Calls ;
He : Hey , Do you have boy friend ?
She : Yes , Who are you ? :O
He : Im your brother , Just wait till i come home !
Another Unknown call
He : Hey , Do you have boyfriend ?
She : No ! He : Im your boyfriend , You just broke my heart
She : Sorry , I thought it was my brother !
He : Haha ! Im your brother Let me reach the house
He : Hey , Do you have boy friend ?
She : Yes , Who are you ? :O
He : Im your brother , Just wait till i come home !
Another Unknown call
He : Hey , Do you have boyfriend ?
She : No ! He : Im your boyfriend , You just broke my heart
She : Sorry , I thought it was my brother !
He : Haha ! Im your brother Let me reach the house
Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya
Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya, Nekiyan te rakh aass…
Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass …!!!
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Students ka sufiana kalam
Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass …!!!
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Students ka sufiana kalam
Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr
Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,
He went to eat it,
But
On the way he saw a keeri,
He left the Gurr & went with keeri.
MORAL:
*Gurr nalo ishq mitha*;-
He went to eat it,
But
On the way he saw a keeri,
He left the Gurr & went with keeri.
MORAL:
*Gurr nalo ishq mitha*;-
Ladki saath ho to HOTEL bill
Ladki saath ho to HOTEL bill,
Ladki dur ho to MOBILE bill,
Ladki na mile to DARU ka bill,
isliye na lagao DIL
na Aayega BILL.
Prem Se bolo Jai Lokpal Bill…
Ladki dur ho to MOBILE bill,
Ladki na mile to DARU ka bill,
isliye na lagao DIL
na Aayega BILL.
Prem Se bolo Jai Lokpal Bill…
Pamper Zara Neechay Bandhain
Height Of Fashion:
3 Year Old Baby Telling His Mum
‘Mom Pamper Zara Neechay Bandhain Baggy Look Aata Hai’
3 Year Old Baby Telling His Mum
‘Mom Pamper Zara Neechay Bandhain Baggy Look Aata Hai’
Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein
Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein…
Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?
Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…
Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?
Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy
Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;
,
Pathan:
Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti
Teacher shocked… :
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;
,
Pathan:
Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti
Teacher shocked… :
Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga
Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.
Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?
Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)
Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?
Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)
A.B
Sardaro k gang ney 1 bank may daka dala.
Locker torny per cash ki jaga wine ki bottles baramad hui.
Sardro ne kushi kushi ek ek bottle pi li.
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Or
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Baki smait kar sath ly gye.
Aglay din akhbar may head line thi
ANOKHA Waqia
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General hospital ki Urin test labrotory Loot li gayiiiiiii….
Locker torny per cash ki jaga wine ki bottles baramad hui.
Sardro ne kushi kushi ek ek bottle pi li.
.
Or
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Baki smait kar sath ly gye.
Aglay din akhbar may head line thi
ANOKHA Waqia
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General hospital ki Urin test labrotory Loot li gayiiiiiii….
pathan
pathan:kal koi mere purse se 2000le gya
sardar:jhoot 1500 thy main ne ghar ja k giny rhy
pathan:paise ka masla nahi hai,bus admi ka pata chal jaye..
hahahahahahahahahahahahah
sardar:jhoot 1500 thy main ne ghar ja k giny rhy
pathan:paise ka masla nahi hai,bus admi ka pata chal jaye..
hahahahahahahahahahahahah
Solid Bezzati
Solid Bezzati
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Boy to Slim Girl:
Apni Body to Dekho Jese Haddiya hi Haddiya ho..
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Girl: Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Rahi Hu ke
Mere Paas Kutta Kyu khada hain.
Neend aati hy
Kal Raat, Boht Dino Bad, Kitab Kholi to Ehsas howa
k
“kitaben khol k jo neend ati hy
…………wo mummy ki lori se b nhi ati”..:P
8 AMAZING FACT
8 AMAZING
FACT¤
1:INDIA me 95% log Milk nhi pete
2:U.K me ab tk jurwa bache peda nhi huve
3:Nepal me Tigers insano k 7 sotey hyn
4:Sanp ko agr hawa me phenka jaye to wo 10 mint tk urr skta hy
5:ZEBRA ka Dil nhi hota
6:MONKEY chinese zuban samjh skta hy
7: Hathi ki dom k 1 baal se 1 waqt mai 3 mobile ki betry charg kar sakte hain
8:Ye sub points ghalat hyn
hamary ghr light nahi hy time pas kr raha tha
Ghor se parhne ka Shukriya.!
What is Politics?
What is Politics?
Bacha: Papa! Ye Siyasat kia hoti hai?
Baap: Samjho Mai Govt. hon, Tumhari Maa
Opposition, aur Hamari Nokrani Gharib Awaam,
Aur Tumhara Bhai Mustaqbil,”
Raat ko Bachay ne dekha: Chota Bhai ro raha tha,
Maa So rahi thi, or Baap Nokrani ko Chod raha tha.
Subah Bacha bola:”Papa mai samjh gia Siyasat kia hai”
Baap: Very Good Beta explain kro.
Bacha: Govt. Gharib Awam ko Chod rahi hai,
Opposition So rahi hai, Aur
Mustakbil Ro raha hai.
Bacha: Papa! Ye Siyasat kia hoti hai?
Baap: Samjho Mai Govt. hon, Tumhari Maa
Opposition, aur Hamari Nokrani Gharib Awaam,
Aur Tumhara Bhai Mustaqbil,”
Raat ko Bachay ne dekha: Chota Bhai ro raha tha,
Maa So rahi thi, or Baap Nokrani ko Chod raha tha.
Subah Bacha bola:”Papa mai samjh gia Siyasat kia hai”
Baap: Very Good Beta explain kro.
Bacha: Govt. Gharib Awam ko Chod rahi hai,
Opposition So rahi hai, Aur
Mustakbil Ro raha hai.
CHABi wali goli
1bacha muskrate hue paida hua
Nurse:kyun hans rahe ho?
Bache ne muthi kholi or
CHABi wali goli nikl kr dikhai or
bola DON ko marna mushkil hi nhi namumkin he
Nurse:kyun hans rahe ho?
Bache ne muthi kholi or
CHABi wali goli nikl kr dikhai or
bola DON ko marna mushkil hi nhi namumkin he
surprise don ga
Pathan ki maa ki death ho gai,
ek saal bad pathan ka baap america sa wapis aya,
Us na poucha teri maa kahan ha,
Pathan bola:- Wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,
Baap:- Ronay laga or bola Kuttay,
tu ne mujhe bataya q nahi, Pathan bola,
. . . . . . . . . Mein ne socha surprise don ga.?
ek saal bad pathan ka baap america sa wapis aya,
Us na poucha teri maa kahan ha,
Pathan bola:- Wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,
Baap:- Ronay laga or bola Kuttay,
tu ne mujhe bataya q nahi, Pathan bola,
. . . . . . . . . Mein ne socha surprise don ga.?
Interesting line on girl’s T-shirt
Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)
A junior needs a name
Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name
What’s an average 6 inch long
What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
Let me kiss your Let me kiss your lips
Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday
sexy sms
Wife:Bas karog ji..raat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho aur subah k 8 baj chuke hain.
Thake nahi kya?Aur kitna karoge?
Husband:karne do na darling abhi to mere
200 msg aur free hain
Thake nahi kya?Aur kitna karoge?
Husband:karne do na darling abhi to mere
200 msg aur free hain
Adult SMS
1 Pathan se kisi ne pocha k Khan Saab Kuch log Pathano pe
itne sms q banate hain? Khan Saab ne muskura kr kaha: Ye wo log hain jo
Bachpan ka ghussa ab Utaar rahe hain.
hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
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