China cricket kiun nai khelta??

China cricket kiun nai khelta??
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Kiyun KRNTechnical problem hai
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Sab k face 1 jese h0ty hain
jo out ho jae
w0he m0o dho k phir se a sakta hai.

Q:Wo konsi ek baat hai

Q:Wo konsi ek baat hai jo hazaroon saal pehle bhi students kehte the,aj bhi kehte hain or qayamat tak kahengay ?


A:"buss kal se parhai start karunga'

A cricket question!

A cricket question!
Agar Pakistan ko Last Ball pe 1 score
WIN KaRNay k liye chahiye aur 9 OUT HORNchukay hon yeni last wicket ho,Tu last
ball pe STUMP ho jaye,Aur wo ball
wide ho,Tu Kya Pakistan WIN karay ga?
Agar HAAN tu kitni WICKETS se?
Agar haara tu kitnay RUNS se?
Check your cricket experience..:-)

Sheikh apni shadi ki raat bv se

Sheikh apni shadi ki raat bv se: apna haath dejiye.
BV ne sharma k kalai aagay barha di or ankhain band ker leen,
jab thori der me ankhain kholeen to sheikh marker se haath pe ghari (watch) bana raha tha.
B.V: ye kia?
Sheikh:moo dikhaee

1 larka Charas pi k aya,

1 larka Charas pi k aya,
Dad se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga!
Dad:
Charas Pi k aya he?
Son:
Nai To?
Dad:
Kamine, Phir suitcase khol k kia bak-bak kar raha ha..B-)

Someone Asked Shakespeare:\

Someone Asked Shakespeare:
"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
......"A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is
Younger,Either Sunday Or
Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In
Age..."
Love Has No Age.
-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also
Available For Boys'.:-P

Larki: Jb tmhe meri yad ati hai to tm kia krte ho?

Larki: Jb tmhe meri yad ati hai to tm kia krte ho?
Larka: Tmhari favrit tofee kha leta hn,0r tm kia krti ho?
Larki: 2 gold leaf pee leti hn...:-)

Man at medical store: I need poison.

Man at medical store: I need poison.
Chemist: I can't sell u, until u have prescription.
Man showed his Nikah Nama.
Chemist: Sir bari bottle dun ya choti?

Pathan apnay dost se:

Pathan apnay dost se:
Aaj kal kya kar rahay ho?
Dost:
Khan bhai, MBA kar raha hon.
Pathan:
Yara jo marzi karo par sath sath parhai jari rakho!

Aray F a r a a a z Z z Z z Z

Aray
F a r a a a z Z z Z z Z
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Daadi Ek Minute ... =P =D

Bachay 1 Larki ko ghaseet k le ja rhe the

Bachay 1 Larki ko ghaseet k le ja rhe the
1 Buzurg bole:
Isko chor do ye khud school jayegi.
Bachay:Baba g ye Humari Miss he
Roz school se Date pe bhag jati ha

Police wala apne bache se

Police wala apne bache se: Beta tumhara result achha nahi aya aj se tumhara khelna tv dekhna

band

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Son: Ye 50 Rs pakro or is bat ko yahien daba do":-